| Rank | Team | Rating | Overall | Top QB | Playoff Wins | SB Wins | Next SB Win |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Patriots | 94.34 | Aura | Tom Brady | 37 | 6 | 2061 |
| 2 | Cowboys | 83.78 | Aura | Troy Aikman | 36 | 5 | 2032 |
| 3 | 49ers | 78.67 | Aura | Joe Montana | 39 | 5 | 2087 |
| 4 | Packers | 68.82 | Sigma | Bart Starr | 37 | 4 | 2035 |
| 5 | Steelers | 60.30 | Sigma | Terry Bradshaw | 36 | 6 | 2031 |
| 6 | Chiefs | 50.10 | Sigma | Patrick Mahomes | 26 | 4 | 2026 |
| 7 | Ravens | 47.48 | Sigma | Lamar Jackson | 18 | 2 | 2044 |
| 8 | Broncos | 43.95 | Slaps | John Elway | 23 | 3 | 2029 |
| 9 | Giants | 43.52 | Slaps | Eli Manning | 25 | 4 | 2041 |
| 10 | Eagles | 36.88 | Slaps | Jalen Hurts | 29 | 3 | 2027 |
| 11 | Raiders | 31.20 | Delulu | Jim Plunkett | 25 | 3 | 2045 |
| 12 | Seahawks | 28.79 | Delulu | Russell Wilson | 17 | 1 | 2054 |
| 13 | Commanders | 28.17 | Delulu | Joe Theismann | 25 | 3 | 2042 |
| 14 | Dolphins | 26.58 | Delulu | Bob Griese | 20 | 2 | 2098 |
| 15 | Colts | 25.46 | Delulu | Peyton Manning | 23 | 2 | 2028 |
| 16 | Buccaneers | 25.19 | Delulu | Tom Brady | 12 | 2 | 2038 |
| 17 | Rams | 24.63 | Delulu | Kurt Warner | 27 | 2 | 2036 |
| 18 | Bills | 16.00 | NPC | Jim Kelly | 21 | 0 | 2043 |
| 19 | Panthers | 13.42 | NPC | Cam Newton | 9 | 0 | 2105 |
| 20 | Vikings | 13.00 | NPC | Fran Tarkenton | 21 | 0 | 2037 |
| 21 | Bears | 11.14 | NPC | Jim McMahon | 17 | 1 | 2055 |
| 22 | Saints | 11.05 | NPC | Drew Brees | 10 | 1 | 2112 |
| 23 | Jets | 10.11 | NPC | Joe Namath | 12 | 1 | 2103 |
| 24 | Bengals | 7.19 | Cooked | Joe Burrow | 10 | 0 | 2053 |
| 25 | Titans/Oilers | 7.14 | Cooked | Steve McNair | 17 | 0 | 2074 |
| 26 | Jaguars | 6.93 | Cooked | Mark Brunell | 8 | 0 | 2120 |
| 27 | Falcons | 5.38 | Cooked | Matt Ryan | 10 | 0 | 2034 |
| 28 | Browns | 4.46 | Cooked | Otto Graham | 12 | 0 | 2052 |
| 29 | Chargers | 4.33 | Cooked | Philip Rivers | 12 | 0 | 2058 |
| 30 | Texans | 4.16 | Cooked | Matt Schaub | 6 | 0 | 2148 |
| 31 | Cardinals | 2.76 | Cooked | Kurt Warner | 7 | 0 | 2047 |
| 32 | Lions | 1.32 | WTF | Bobby Layne | 9 | 0 | 2063 |
TEAM QB RANKINGS
FAQ
What does the “Next SB Win” column mean?
The HeyTC AI engine (affectionately called “Yachtie”) predicts the year each NFL team will win their next Super Bowl—or their first in some cases—based on historical team quarterback data and trends. For example, the Chiefs are forecasted for 2026, while the Saints will have to wait until 2112.
Why do the Steelers rank lower despite matching the Patriots’ Super Bowl wins?
With 6 Super Bowl victories and 36 playoff wins, the Steelers earn a strong 60.3 rating and “Sigma” status, but they trail the top four due to slightly less QB stability compared to eras like the Packers’ or Cowboys’ Hall of Famers—still, their consistency keeps them elite at No. 5.
Will the Patriots always be number one?
No. With Brady retired and Bill Belichick gone, the Patriots seem to have only one direction to go—down—unless they uncover another dynamic duo to rebuild their quarterback legacy.
Are the New England Patriots still the dominant force in QB history?
Absolutely—they lead the pack with a top score of 94.3, 37 playoff wins, and 6 Super Bowl victories, thanks to the legendary stability of Tom Brady over 20 years.
Are the Detroit Lions really that bad?
Unfortunately, yes—it’s shocking how consistently poor they’ve been at quarterback. With no long-term stability, a revolving door of starters, zero playoff success, and a dismal rating of 1.3, they land dead last (32nd) in the rankings, with only memories of Bobby Layne as their historical highlight.
How often is this ranking updated?
Primarily during the NFL postseason and immediately after the Super Bowl, to incorporate the latest playoff outcomes and quarterback performances into the ratings.
What does the “Rating” column represent?
The Rating is a composite score that evaluates each team’s historical quarterback performance, factoring in metrics like playoff wins, Super Bowl success, and overall stability at the position.
What do the slang terms in the “Overall” column mean (like “Aura,” “Sigma,” or “WTF”)?
These come from our “Dad Glossary” for a fun, informal vibe on team QB vibes:
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- Aura/Elite: Legendary dominance (e.g., Patriots).
- Sigma/Great: Consistently elite (e.g., Packers, Cowboys).
- Slaps/Good: Solid performers.
- Chill/Average: Reliable but unflashy.
- Delulu/Mediocre: Overhyped potential without results.
- NPC/Subpar: Forgettable and inconsistent.
- Cooked/Non-Factor: Total busts.
- WTF: Utterly baffling disasters (e.g., Lions).
How accurate are Yachtie’s “Next SB Win” predictions?
Yachtie uses AI to analyze historical QB trends, but it’s predictive—not prophetic. It’s meant for fun and insight; past forecasts have nailed short-term winners like the Eagles but can swing wildly for drought teams (e.g., 2061 for the Patriots’ next ring).
Can I use this ranking for fantasy football or betting?
It’s a historical deep dive into QB legacies, not a crystal ball for 2025 and beyond. Use it for bragging rights or trivia, but pair it with current stats for picks—Yachtie’s predictions are long-term vibes, not week-to-week edges.