All-Time Texans QB Rankings

RankNameTeamYearsSeasonFantasyPlayoffsRatingOverall
1Matt SchaubTexans7AverageGoodAverage31.7Delulu
2Deshaun WatsonTexans4AverageGreatSubpar30.3Delulu
3C.J. StroudTexans3AverageAverageAverage26.1Delulu
4Brock OsweilerTexans1AverageSubparAverage24.6Delulu
5Ryan FitzpatrickTexans1AverageGoodNon-Factor19.0NPC
6Brian HoyerTexans1AverageGoodSubpar19.0NPC
7Davis MIllsTexans4SubparGoodNon-Factor17.6NPC
8David CarrTexans5SubparSubparNon-Factor14.8NPC
9Sage RosenfelsTexans3AverageAverageNon-Factor10.6NPC
10T.J. YatesTexans5SubparAverageNon-Factor9.9NPC
11Tony BanksTexans3SubparAverageNon-Factor9.2NPC
12Case KeenumTexans3SubparAverageNon-Factor9.2NPC
13Brandon WeedenTexans1SubparAverageNon-Factor9.2NPC
14Matt LeinartTexans1SubparSubparNon-Factor7.8Cooked
15Ryan MallletTexans2SubparSubparNon-Factor7.8Cooked
16Tyrod TaylorTexans1SubparSubparNon-Factor7.8Cooked
17Davis MIllsTexans5Non-FactorNon-FactorNon-Factor6.4Cooked
18Tom SavageTexans3Non-FactorSubparNon-Factor6.4Cooked
19Jeff DriskelTexans2Non-FactorSubparNon-Factor6.4Cooked
20Dave RagoneTexans1Non-FactorNon-FactorNon-Factor5.0Cooked
21A.J. McCarronTexans2Non-FactorNon-FactorNon-Factor5.0Cooked
22Kyle AllenTexans1Non-FactorNon-FactorNon-Factor5.0Cooked

FAQ

What does the “Rating” column represent?

The Rating is a numerical composite score assessing a QB’s tenure with their team, incorporating regular season performance, fantasy value, playoff success, and overall legacy—ranging from peaks like Tom Brady’s 94.3 down to busts at lower scores. See how quarterbacks compare across NFL teams in the Greatest NFL Quarterbacks of All-Time.

What do the “Season,” “Fantasy,” and “Playoffs” columns mean?

These are qualitative tiers rating regular-season excellence (e.g., “Great” for dominant play), fantasy football output (e.g., “Elite” for top scorers), and postseason prowess (e.g., “Elite” for deep runs)—forming the backbone of the overall rating.

How is this QB ranking calculated?

The rankings blend quantitative metrics (regular season, fantasy, post-season) with qualitative judgments on playoffs and franchise legacy, creating a holistic score that prioritizes sustained impact over isolated brilliance.

What do the slang terms in the “Overall” column mean (like “Aura,” “Sigma,” or “NPC”)?

These come from our “Dad Glossary” for a fun, informal vibe on team QB vibes:

    • Aura/Elite: Legendary dominance.
    • Sigma/Great: Consistently elite.
    • Slaps/Good: Solid performers.
    • Chill/Average: Reliable but unflashy.
    • Delulu/Mediocre: Overhyped potential without results.
    • NPC/Subpar: Forgettable and inconsistent.
    • Cooked/Non-Factor: Busts, or too early to tell.

How often is this list updated?

Updates occur throughout the year, but primarily during the NFL post-season and after the Super Bowl to reflect evolving careers.

Who are the best quarterbacks in the NFL right now?

Patrick Mahomes of the Kansas City Chiefs is widely regarded as one of the top quarterbacks in the NFL right now. For the complete NFL daily quarterback rankings, check out our list here that include some surprises.

Who is the greatest quarterback of all time?

Tom Brady holds the title as the greatest quarterback of all time, with a rating of 94.3 earned during his legendary tenure with the New England Patriots. His “Aura” status is fueled by “Elite” regular-season consistency, “Elite” fantasy impact, and unmatched “Elite” playoff performances, including 37 playoff wins and 6 Super Bowl victories over 20 seasons. For a full breakdown of NFL team quarterback rankings, check out this page.

Which team has had the greatest run of quarterbacks in their history?

The New England Patriots boast the greatest run of quarterbacks, highlighted by Tom Brady’s dominant 20-year tenure that delivered 37 playoff wins and 6 Super Bowl victories, securing the franchise’s top rating of 94.3 and “Aura” status. Dive deeper into NFL team quarterback rankings here.